*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
i swear i’m not high i’m just sleep deprived: the musical
i swear i’m not drunk i’m just clumsy: the sequel
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
OMGs. If the 50 Shades of Grey movie looked like this I’d be in line right now waiting till February!
I’m not even in this fandom and I nearly blew a fucking gasket watching this. If Sebstan is strange compelling to you and if D/s is your jam, just click play.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
*THROWS ALL MY MONEY AT THE GODS TO MAKE THIS A REAL THING*
*FAPS FURIOUSLY IN THE MEANTIME*
Fuck this is sexy.
I- I… I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY
Damn ddamn damn DAMN
GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.
SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS
Ok, so I’m TOTALLY in love with Sebastian’s enthusiastic video game voice!
I’m tryin’ to help you, dummy!
It actually would have been cool if they’d had something like this in the movie. You get more of Bucky’s personality in this 1 minute scene than you do through most of TFA. He’s so delightfully mouthy through all this.
stevebucky high school au in which bucky’s asshole friends (clint and tony) taunt him about his abilities to charm everyone, and clint says, ‘hey, do you think you could get sickly little rogers to like you?’ and bucky’s like ‘no problem, dude, my good looks and charm could easily win him over,’ and clint says, ‘wanna bet?’ and because bucky is competitive, the bet is formed: bucky will get steve to like him.
SEBASTIAN STAN KISSING BOYS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,
at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back
happy september first!